The Bathosphere is crewed by the Captain, Marshall Johnson. The captain is a salty web-mariner who has spent many years in the depths of the world wide web.
Before assuming command of the Bathosphere, the Captain was at the helm of www.usoutdoor.com where he was victorious over several e-competitors and a fifty foot giant squid.
While his exploits have left his body broken and battered, the captain's mind is sharper than ever, and ready to face even greater e-commerce foes.